I have a love-hate relationship with twitter. I enjoy using it, but there are times when my anti-social behavior gets the better of me, and I stop using it for months at a time. I'm in one of those ruts (or perhaps some would call it enlightened times). Maybe I'll get back to it. Or maybe I'll just let me my account wither away like too much dust in a tornado.

It's the Friday before a three-day weekend. This has been a long time coming. I wish to thank the Academy for the honor. Oh, wait. Wrong speech.