wringinghair.com (rewrite part 1)
Disclaimer: While I said this when I first posted this story, it bears repeating. This story is not about Julie. It is fiction. Julie is a beautiful and wonderful girlfriend. The narrator says what he says because it fit his character and moves the story forward. I won’t parse which statements are true (since, obviously, some of what he says I say often), but the girlfriend is made up, pretend, not Julie. There. I’m glad I got that off my chest before the aforementioned gorgeous person beats me black and blue when she returns from China.
To be continued with a new, more interesting and indepth middle and ending....